Monday, December 26, 2016

Smothered Pork Chops & Spicy Andouille Sausage feat. Louisians Hot Sauce


Cajun Spicey Meal for your Holidays

Mckern's spicy smothered pork chops with Louisiana Hot Sauce
Bonjour en bienevue to Kernal's Kitchen. Today I have a spicy Cajun style hearty meal to bring joy and love to this Winter Solstice, as always, please share this recipe online with those you feel would like a little heat in their cuisine this holiday season.

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Merci beacoup.
Serves 4 - 8
PREP 20 min
COOK 1 hr 40 min
Ingredients:
• 8 thinly cut (about 1/2-inch thick) pork chops, about 3 pounds

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• 2 tablespoons cajun seasoning
• 1/2 cup olive oil
• 1 cup tablespoons all-purpose flour
• 4 cups thinly sliced onions
• 1/2 teaspoon celery salt
• 1/2 teaspoon freshly ground black pepper

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• 1 tablespoon chopped garlic
• 3 bay leaves
• 1/2 teaspoons salt
• 2 teaspoons basil
• 2 tablespoons worcestire sauce
• 2 cups chicken broth

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• 1 1/2 cups water

• 1 tablespoons louisiana hot sauce
• 1 pound andouille, or Chorizo cut into 1-inch slices.
• 1 pound russet potatoes, peeled, and cut into medium sized cubes. 
• Season both sides of pork chops with cajun seasoning . And 1/2 teaspoon of salt and 2 teaspoons of basil. Add worcestire sauce. 

• Heat the oil in a large pot over high heat. Add the chops and lightly brown, about 2 minutes per side. Remove the pork chops and transfer to a platter. Set aside.


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• Reduce the heat to medium. Add the flour and stir constantly to produce a roux. about 4 minutes. Add onions, salt, pepper, Louisiana hot sauce and Cook, stirring, about 5 minutes. Next Add the garlic, bay leaves, chicken broth, and water. Bring to a boil. Add the pork chops to the pot. Reduce the heat to medium and cover, simmering for 45 minutes. Next add the sausage and the potatoes. Bring to a boil. reduce heat to medium once the pot is boiling, leave cover off and periodically stir for 30 minutes.

• Remove and enjoy a New Orleans style classic dinner or lunch meal with those you love. I enjoy mac n' cheese, and dirty rice for sides. Bon Appetit', happy holidays to you all and a blessed new year. Au Revior. 


Ryan McKern

Writer, Musician, Photographer, Podcaster, Chef. All things Southern Louisiana.
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Tuesday, December 13, 2016

Night: sleepwalking Journal, ARG Webseries


The shock will leave you speechless.

Bonjour, and welcome my dear friends.

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Today we are going to begin this week with a new segment in my works here at Odyssey. 
Aside from culinary art, poetry and music, another beloved art form of mine is horror and ARG (alternate reality gaming) web series. 
Arg's, used in mediums such as YouTube, reddit, Discord, tumblir, and various blogs and online platforms, might have first started widespread online with the Slenderman stories and photos, first posted on something awful, spawning beautiful independent content shows such as: Marble Hornets, Tribe Twelve, EverymanHYBRID, Keratin Garden, My Dark Journal, The November Project, Darkharvest00 , A whispered Faith, Stan Frederick, tja projects, Caughtnotsleeping, and many many more. 
The ARG platform provides a interactive experience between the content creators and the viewing audience, as they periodically post short video clips and puzzles, clues, binary, and other forms of visual mystery for the viewer to solve, which can help the protagonists in the show (or in some instants, the antagonist or proxies) and can determine which way the future episodes will veer and conclude.

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I might do a more thorough review of the origin and culture of ARG history in the future, but for now let's turn down the lights, embrace our nightmares, and focus on the content at hand.
Night: Sleepwalking Journal. A YouTube web series arg created by film maker/creator and writer, Andrew Muto.
Andrew Muto is a writer, actor, director and much more for many outlets and genres, including Comedy Central, and his short horror film "Blood Runs Black" is by far in my top five films.
Night: Sleepwalking Journal begins with our character Mark Miller who we can gather from the first few uploads is having troubles with sleep walking. A ominous glowing red lite sideways shot opens the scene of episode 1, a woman is asleep head down besides the camera. A rustling light sound of a blanket and head movement follows as we now see from a 1st person video view and the ceiling above. Another soft rustle and movement gives us a view of the bedroom, its dark, with only the red light, just barely giving us a illuminated perspective to show a haunting reflection is seen as the door is wide open leading to pitch black hysteria. A clue can be gathered now that this camera is attached to Mark and activates when movement begins, thus to documenting his activity when this sleepwalking occurs. Eerie silence fills as we watch step by step, he walks through his house.

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Pitch black with only the small red light ahead, we see stairs, a baby's crib and the red glow of a sleeping child, the unsettling nature of this is that we have no idea what is going on. Why is he having these very sleepwalking occurrences, is he liable to hurt himself on the long dark staircase, or even more alarming, is this a illness or possession which will cause harm to his family?
For myself, dark houses, roaming into the frightening unknown. 
This is the perfect set up for a multitude of mysterious and on edge results, leaving our own psychosis to build the fears ahead. Amplifying each audio small creek and tv static projection sound to its full frightening potential.
This is not the document of a regular sleep study. As each episode progresses, you can see something is wrong with our main character and something not right is going on in this house.

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I will not spoil any of this story, its a remarkable journey, and is free on YouTube. The writing, acting and cinematography is to good to leak the first reveal, the exciting thing is...the series is still going! Some episodes are but only a few minutes, so take a night to grab some popcorn and experience twists and shocks that will delight and slither into your worst nightmares.
Even as we speak his new series, Kill The Devil, is being filmed.
I love seeing independent artists doing such great work like this. I want to make more articles covering brilliant content like this in the future, because with allot of main stream releases trying to do their best to satisfy horror / sci-fi / paranormal fans, the independent ARG community is really delivering. And the beautiful thing about Night: Sleepwalking Journal, is you do not have to feel intimidated to join the game, solve puzzles, codes etc. the show itself works on its own and its a fun experience for any viewer looking to get immersed into this tapestry of psychological insanity.
Please follow the links below for viewing, Thank you all for reading and.....happy haunts. 

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Night: Sleepwalking Journal
@andrewmuto

Ryan McKern

Writer, Musician, Photographer, Podcaster, Chef. All things Southern Louisiana.
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Creepypasta authors Deedust and mrcreepypasta taking scares to new levels.

I have the fondest of memories of my childhood introductions to the genre of horror, science fiction, paranormal and the dark side of story folklore. That moment I came across a eerie story that sends shivers through the cerebral mind and sends a physical shiver down my spine of the unexpected, a tale shared with friends around campfire. The cultural phenomenon of attending haunted houses, scary movies, stories, games, and any blend of reality as we know it to give us that fear we are destined to tear down yet instinctively whispering to run every chance from aforementioned delivery of fright. These sensations and art forms are bigger then ever in today's lifestyle and even spreads across an audience much bigger then the eye may see, beyond the surface lies these much craved demented dimensions.
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Turn down the lights, and leave inhibition at the door as today at Kernels corner I share some of my insight and overview of some of the growing community that is the Creepypasta youtube narrators.
Although Creepypasta is not new by any means, some of you might not be familiar with the aforementioned title , but instead could recognize its content wether it was an article in the New York Times in 2010, or in recent movie and/or TV show adaptations which was well received.
I was introduced to Creepypastas later in its conception with the story of the infamous online character Slenderman, a tall porcelain faceless figure, menacingly still with a black suit terrorizing individuals with physical sickness, teleportation and proxy’s to carry out his malevolence intent.
First appearing as a photograph on the somethingawful.com website, it has spawned many stories and notably the inspiration for brilliant web series and ARG’S such as Marble Hornets, Tribe Twelve, Everyman Hybrid, Darkharvest00, Caughtnotsleeping, Keratin Garden, The TJA projects, Whispered Faith, The November Project, Mydarkjournal, and many many more, all of which are available on youtube.com ( please check them out).
Another famous creepypasta is Candle Cove, a story of a kids show with sinister puppets who haunted the dreams of children that were unfortunate to be chosen to view, yet only appeared as static on the television to adults, with a main character known as the Skin Taker, how could you not be unnerved? in 2016 it was adapted as a television series on the syfy network. My article on that show will be coming soon.
Creepypastas materialize in many mediums including postings on creepypasta.com ,reddit, youtube, wiki, blogs, deviant art, online games, 4chan, and even is available as a free phone app by a famous creepypasta persona known as Mr.Creepypasta.

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The stories themselves can be referred but not limited to such familiar forms such as short horror tales, paranormal encounters, cryptozoology exploration and exploitation, serial killers, real life terrifying true accounts, and other creative stories of the dark lore.
I recently had the privilege to speak with one of my favorite creepypasta narrators and writers deedust. I had a short friendly conversation about her love for the genre and all things horror.
Deedust is in my opinion one of my favorite Creepypasta channels on youtube, the pacing, imagery and composition provides a concrete backdrop for a tapestry of the haunting and spellbinding trance that lovers of the genre as well as new explorers to the creepy pasta world will enjoy and embrace. She uploads very consistently, and each tale is as mesmerizing as the last. I encourage everyone to check out her channel and subscribe ( links will be featured below).
The content of the channel is very versatile ranging from some of my favorite stories such as 1999, I Dream of Names, Six Omens of Death, and to her own original stories such as Eyes Up High and Aisle 13.
Deedust has travelled and lived around within the the united states, currently in Indianapolis, she delivers a passion and quality to her work that is in the upmost admirable for film, writers, composers, and graphic designers.
The art and delight which delivers a macabre and mystic tone delivers brilliance of pacing and versatility. These categories in the most intriguing way can be a feat much challenging to the story teller is natural, not forced, and keeps you on the edge of your seat till the very end.

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Deedust explained her love for the horror genre, with her experience working in haunted houses, watching the ambience, as well as love for cinema,, and wanted to get involved in the scene. We talked about her love for ghost stories and even some of the tales of the great Stephen King.
We begun to talk about ARG’S and she brought up a brilliant one that I had no heard of entitled: Can you hear the church bells Ringing.
Deedust narrations provides a great landscape of video slides, effects, and animation, it really shows just how effective this multimedia of the senses can resonate, I asked how multiplatforms are important to Creepypastas and to the horror world alike, to which she replied: “ Using different mediums for horror stories is a good way to engage multiple senses and build up atmosphere. If it's done right then people become more immersed in the story."
As for upcoming projects, she will continue too stay dedicated to the channel and working on her soundtracks / compositions to the content she creates.
I am for one excited, the music in horror adds so much to the way the story is told, when done right, it works as a symphony of the senses.
Please check out these creepypastas for yourself, there is something for everyone here, and it continues to grow and strive,

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And I can only just thank everyone around the world for adding to this community that gives us fans so much.
Thank you for reading,
happy haunts.